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Easter road toll 2019 goes four times the four day weekend with 16

Time it right and the tail end with ANZAC day holiday nets 10 days off. Weaken it some with a day off and that’s 16, the same gone forever for the Easter period before clocking out and down for ...

Written Monday, 6 May 2019 under Death and Biscuits

Bifurcation on the national Christmas holiday road toll 2018 down to 37 splits

Screaming agony interrupts the Christmas to New Year’s period as the national holiday road toll spanning Australia’s coasts eases up and claims only 37 spillovers for the stretch.

Written Saturday, 5 January 2019 under Death and Biscuits

Bumper harvest to national holiday road toll 2017 with 70 to the sirens

Literally a bumper to bumper to bumper fire and embers sale on mortality as the close out of 2017 renders a high yield crop of 70 spread out across the nation's road over Christmas and New Year's.

Written Wednesday, 10 January 2018 under Death and Biscuits

Cradle to the grave in the 2016 national holiday road toll with 40 no more

Carry on a wayward trio, the top three states from the last outing are back at it again as the end of the Christmas and New Year holiday road toll ends with a forty and one as NSW triumphs once ...

Written Wednesday, 11 January 2017 under Death and Biscuits

Easter road toll 2016 turns out the lights at eight

Prices for coffins and makeshift cement pits are not exactly the only cause to mangle your body into a bundle of bones. But at least when you’re screaming high unto the sky in a blinding light ...

Written Friday, 1 April 2016 under Death and Biscuits

Entire nation screeches in-hand at 2015 holiday road toll, 35 for the lot

Liberty takes its freedom from the metallic jaws of life, wrenching guts and entrails from the side of the road to reveal that spirits are up as the bodies are high.

Written Sunday, 10 January 2016 under Death and Biscuits

Easter road toll 2015 basks in miserable and magical 22

Poetry in motion as the arms and torsos fly through the shattered glass air as Australia does proud to rack 22 for the Easter holiday road toll for 2015.

Written Thursday, 9 April 2015 under Death and Biscuits

Fast break in first week sets off 2014 national road toll, 28 at lunch

Lined up head to knee to neck to torso and what we have is another year on the road tolls. The holidays never stop making a mull of it. You can't rest until your lungs are crushed or ripped apart ...

Written Friday, 9 January 2015 under Death and Biscuits

Easter road toll 2014 rests a dozen ahead of ANZAC weekend

'smiles riding into the breach, the beach, the trees that never hug back. Easter brings another road toll, celebration on the nation's roads as the tally takes a team effort, but this year we're ...

Written Friday, 25 April 2014 under Death and Biscuits

Hottest year and The Ashes deflates national road toll 2013 to 27

Year's end comes quietly for the 2013/2014 Christmas and New Year's holiday road toll as the nation watches Australia reclaim The Ashes from the Poms. As it happens, the bodies are out for six and ...

Written Sunday, 5 January 2014 under Death and Biscuits

Easter road toll 2013 turns the clock up a quarter century

Shot through the car and more than maimed, you can see all the bodies in bags claimed. Up over down under and squeezing out joie de vivre from the passenger side, Easter once more promises all ...

Written Friday, 5 April 2013 under Death and Biscuits

Off a cliff under 50 in the 2012 national holiday road toll

Sobriety never gets in the way of a healthy strewing of debris and police tape to chalk road fatalities across the Christmas and New Year's period. Two down from last session and it's a tidy cut ...

Written Sunday, 6 January 2013 under Death and Biscuits

Easter road toll hobbles through a skinny night

Done with a case of caskets careening through the car crashes, the stats on the Easter 2012 period looms a shadow of its former self. We enter through the umbra and flip the soundtrack from John ...

Written Friday, 4 May 2012 under Death and Biscuits

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