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Iron Man Three
Dark film. Not just for the scenes of Tony Stark coming to grips with the aftermath of hanging out with the Avengers in New York, clutching at the shock of post-traumatic stress disorder. No.
Machine of Death: A Collection of Stories About People Who Know How They Will Die
Don't look at the contents. Wait until the end. That way you get the best reveal as you turn each page, paperly or digitally. Priming yourself like the characters in this world gives you the best ...
Fifty Shades of Grey by E. L. James
It's as you've heard. Graphic literary porn. The kind you're supposed to read with one hand while the other is pulling the belt around your neck in order to put your lights out to stop the reading.
Warm Bodies
In the absence of cited (and sighted) non Haitian zombie behaviour we are left only with trodded tropes since the dawn of Romero and variations of other in-universe continuities.
Lexington Comic & Toy Convention 2013
Sitting large on a table, a pile of programs wait just outside the field of vision to the entrance. Lining up in the morning shuffles you right in front of it and thus, more likely to pick it up.
Pink: The Truth About Love tour
A man in ruby red takes a few minutes to lick the bald scalp of a man who looks on with a straight enough face. His chewing gum offsets the discomfort expressed in his throbbing temple veins.
Colonoscopy for Dummies
Putting a mechanical snake up your rear end is the long term craze hitting up all those over 50 types. It's the new "turn your head and cough" and "your grandchildren are indeed out ...
Sierra - Sierra
One might be well inclined to meet Sierra’s earnestness and e-hustling with a little cynicism. The debut EP, after all, when pre-ordered came with a signed poster, a postcard, and was limited to ...
West Side Story
Nothing says theatre better than men jumping into each other's arms gracefully while landing soft punches. The art of fighting on stage is a craft of ballet, dancing to a song you hear in your ...
Bigg Jus - Machines That Make Civilization Fun
It’s been seven long years since Bigg Jus released a record – the excellent Poor People’s Day – but an even longer nine years since he has referred to himself as Kingspitter.
Aesop Rock - Skelethon
We can speculate, to be sure, of what happened in the five years between Aesop Rock’s last record and this one, and how much of what did happen made its way into Skelethon, and it had been a ...
Jason Mraz - Tour is a Four Letter Word
Do not take directions from Jason Mraz if you see him on a scooter. He'll lend you some, but they're not necessarily going to be where you want to end up. Peace be with you in your new found journey.
Squarepusher - Ufabulum
I’m not going to lie to you. Between the last Squarepusher record I purchased, Hello Everything, and this one, Tom Jenkinson released three other Squarepusher records.