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Bad craziness 'down on the pharm'

Cute titles aside, the article read just prior to posting has menacing rammifications and all the makings of a great film about freelance invesigative reporting; fit for a sequel about Erin Brockovich. How does corn get into soybean plots?...

It seems that the US Food & Drug Administration and the Dept. of Agriculture have found GM corn growing in some soybean plots in 2 different states. It's hard to determine what the scariest thing is about this failure. The GM crops concerned were never intended for "eating" (pharmaceutical/industrial purposes only), and apparantly, new measures will be taken to prevent "drug-laced crop" from ending up on your plates.

No word as to what kind of drugs the crops are laced with, but i think a tremendous opportunity to smuggle narcotics is going begging at this point right here; hiding drugs at a genetic level within plants is a lot more comfortable than swallowing a hundred condoms of smack.

Jimmy Weasel

Written on Tuesday, 19 November 2002

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