Dogging of the KKK by an idealistic youth

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 18 June 2003 - 05:26:11 - print it raw

Making less sense than a street walker arguing with a permit-less busker on the decay of moral standards and atmospheric pollution while surrounded by a spattering of bloody pigeon feathers, a drunken youth was seen harassing a proprietor of a mobile dog washing unit.

Reeking of cheap wine, a three day growth and obviously hung over from a party held the previous night, the teenager, while swinging manically with a bottle in hand, accused the canine cleaner of being a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

Spouting incoherent babble, the whiskeyed drunkard threw up all over the side of the trailer before letting off into a diatribe trickling only audible words such as a repeated "Kool Klean K9s?" followed by, "That's KKK right there you, bitch!"

Initially paying the youth no attention, the woman eventually turned around and started hosing the teen with soapy water before siccing the freshly shampooed dog on his legs. Making a commotion for her escape she sped off down the street while the teenager lay on the road licked furiously by the dog while trailing off with, "You can't wash it all away!"