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Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 3 March 2004 - 10:14:19 - print it raw

Fearing that too many pansy and wasted youths have been tortured endlessly by the trend of vegan and vegetarianism, baby food maker, Hain Celestial have signed on an exclusive with bovine university graduate welcoming committee, Dakota Beef.

"This is the ultimate compliment for our organic beef," says Scott Lively, president and CEO of Dakota Beef. "We are excited in light of today's stringent climate that Hain Celestial, a major branded food company, trusts our beef so highly they are willing to use it to feed infants."

A statement that then leads people to think about Mad Cow disease (bse - Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) and the possible power in destroying the brains and health of the growing children of America.

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