The Wax Conspiracy

Worshippers set sights on future lights of Sydney

From the entrails and bowels of Cologne, Germany, Pope Benedict XVI has declared an expected invasion of nubile athletes upon the shores of Australia in 2008.

Atheists will be on full alert as thousands of young and lithe pilgrims set their sights on Sydney under a ruse known as the Roman Catholic World Youth Day.

Ethan Switch

Written on Sunday, 21 August 2005

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