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Straining spaghetti in wet socks voids warranty on momentum

For the Federal Opposition to once again usurp the attention of incompetence at their own hands, the Australian Government seizes the field before too much lingering in the mire of "navel-gazing" and cretinism. And like so many failures in the past year alone, all heads turn toward the Department of Immigration and Multicultural Affairs for their lead.

Banking on the success of previous cases such as the deportation of Vivian Alvarez Solon and the detention of Cornelia Rau, the line up was open to a new sort of threat to the public sphere. Statelessness. Holding court for the team, Robert Jovicic, thrown out of the country after 36 years of non-citizenship residency.

Adding meat to the all pork patty, Jovicic finds his drug jacking career on smashing through windows and spree of violent crimes helping out any undue stress on the Department.

Work now rolls on keeping the statelessness of Jovicic for as long as possible within the realm of public scrutiny.

Ethan Switch

Written on Friday, 10 March 2006

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