Saturday across New South Wales this coming and the State elections hamming up sweaty lines. Mighty fine grime covered people will out and turn in their voices to either re-elect the Labour government headed by Morris Iemma. Or switch track, signal an upcoming polar flip with the future choice of Federal and protest with a slide in of Liberals behind Peter Debnam.
Either way the protest falls, each and every one is open to make their statements known.
And for the dissenters and stunt throwers, a little in the following will not go astray in questioning the room.
- Take the voting ballot and head toward the booth. Vote whichever way the mind, wallet and propaganda will allow. Making sure to be wary of preference flow, it matters.
- Fold and double check as instructed.
- Crossing the floor to get to the ballot box, pause in the middle.
- Firmly and loudly shriek—shrieking is an essential and effective distraction technique—a proclamation along the lines of:
"[Frell|Frack|Expletive of choice]! I've made the biggest mistake of my life! I just voted [Liberal|Labour|Hated party of choice]!"
- Place ballot in box.
- Calmly exit the polling station.
End results may vary depending on influence.
Written on Friday, 23 March 2007