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Creatures of Asthma Doublehead Gasping Inductions

Creatures of Asthma Doublehead Gasping Inductions
Tackling the breathing condition of asthma, a creature used as one mouth piece for GlaxoSmithKline and the American Lung Association heads down to Downtown Atlanta. The two headed creature, known as Connie and Flammy, has been running around the United States for the past few months since October last year and has failed to so far spark any deaths.

"The key to more symptom-free days is raising awareness of the warning signs of poor control," said Dr. Eric Honig, Professor, Department of Medicine, Pulmonary Division, Emory University School of Medicine. "Connie & Flammy's visit to town will help raise awareness about asthma and encourage more people to talk with their healthcare professional about what they need to do to help keep their asthma under control."

Of note, stress taken down as a trigger for an asthmatic episode. Sudden apparitions of strange two-headed beings might be such a shock as to send the victim into a fit of short breaths and sharp gasps. Fun in the sun with the one ton run of sympton-free but not trigger-free appearances.

Ethan Switch

Written on Thursday, 22 January 2004

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