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the sound of resignation

Point 1. I’m not sullen, I’m just a little intense.

Point 2. Just because I say the liquid soap dispenser looks a lot like a vagina, that doesn’t make me a misogynist, Jennifer.

Point 3. Marketing are a bunch of fucking rats and it’s no mistake that their offices look like a fucking rat’s nest.

Point 4. Just because Iran are enriching uranium doesn’t mean they’re going to drop a bomb. Period. Also, Iranians are not Arabs, and insisting on calling them that is racist… Jennifer.

Point 5. You’re not funny, Brad.

Point 6. The problem with Marketing, apart from being such a pack of fucking rats, is that they’re all a lot of brown-tongues. Heterodoxy, guys, it’s in the dictionary and a little bit of it won’t fucking kill ya.

Point 7. Relying on modelling produced by Production alone is about as useful as wishing for magic beans. There are plenty of people here with great ideas if you’d just be bothered to listen.

Point 8. You are seriously a fucking shit, Bradley.

Point 9. You can take your fucking job and shove it up your arse. I quit!

Belvedere Jehosophat

Written on Thursday, 4 August 2011

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