Going in with zero knowledge is a plan fraught with mental scramble when the language of the spectacle is in early English, Shakespearean and removed from the actors’ voices. There’s a QR code on the front of the program and it’s there for a reason. Just enough to scan the synopsis and visualise some of the names and we’re off.
Not everyone needs to be royal to get cancer, but anyone can still answer the call of the crackle and smoulder during the Easter holiday road toll. Let’s count them at 25 for the period, with more empty seats at the table. Close enough, but not quite an April Fool.
Rare biscuits are as common as diarrhoea and not surprisingly look good enough to eat through dirty money. Wash, wipe, repeat, and you’ve got yourself a scheme brewing.
Pokémon Oreos x Money Laundering continues…