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Gilligan's dead body washes up on the radar

On the battle of posthumous work getting harder and harder to score, agent Mike Eisenstadt let loose with the news that his one time and now rigor mortis client, Bob Denver, died on Friday.

Following complications from cancer, the death at the Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Centre in North Carolina comes despite continuing focus on the weather and in particular, the watery forces of a vengeful Mother Nature.

Much like the recent victims of Hurricane Katrina down in New Orleans, the weather started getting rough with blanket deaths climbing higher and higher, faster and faster from with the water entrenched weekend showing no signs of quick evaporation.

Playing to the tune of hundreds of people stranded on islands, Bob Denver may walk forever into death as Willy Gilligan from Gilligan's Island. With the occasional a side glance into Maynard G. Krebs from The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis, the timing of the announcement does nothing to sway the current currents of death.

Ethan Switch

Written on Wednesday, 7 September 2005

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