Be warned that the following is bad, real bad work.
Earlier in the week a Millennium train was spotted on the South line of the Cityrail network. This follows the increasing number of posters plastered on the station platforms enticing passengers to go on a "virtual tour" of the newly missing trains.
It would seem that the public grew more and more volatile as the days meandered on and the only images of the carriages were used to perpetuate the asinity of Flash on the Cityrail website.
Speculation that they have been kidnapped for a publicity and awareness campaign seems to be gaining momentum as the lone train itself seemed distressed and edgy.
It is unlikely to venture out past dusk into the inept hands of the sleeping guards. There aren't enough drugs to work this dead horse.
Written on Saturday, 7 September 2002