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Blitzkrieg on the inspektors stationed at the gates

With the influx of newly uniformed ticket inspectors flooding the train stations of Sydney comes the reasoning for some fare evaders that a charging of the bulls is in order. As such, the variance in height and girth of these recruits remains in the vicinity of fast pacing and in the other, sturdy stoppage.

Published 18 July 2003 in The Human Stain

Wicked Witch of the West Heads up State Rail!!

Since we are on a State Rail thread here I have another theory to offer. It seems that whenever a tiny bit of water falls from the sky i.e. RAIN, the entire State Rail transportation "system" falls apart. After much thought I have concluded that this is because the state transit system is actually under the control of the Wicked Witch of the West.

Published 16 April 2003 in Paranoid Times

Paging the Red Eyed Medics of Strife

Security on CityRail trains is nothing and nowhere to be seen at the best of times. These so-called guards of safety have been known to get upset when commuters quite audibly yell into their ears disrupting them from an evening to midnight slumber on the seats.

Published 15 April 2003 in Paranoid Times

"something something Sir Munkee something something."

It's becoming more and more apparent that the Millennium trains are not, especially in this forced metaphor, the promised land of the transport system.

Published 11 April 2003 in Paranoid Times

Hey Mister, You're On Fire Mister!

Peak Hour on the Cityrail network is hectic at best. Yesterday in the sweltering city of Sydney, at approximately 1600hrs, an advertising blitz was carried out. Undercover agents infiltrated various train carriages at a time when the passengers were at their most helpless. In one instance a woman with her kids held crumpled and used burger wrappers from a global chain who constantly boast of the cattle they've slaughtered.

Published 5 December 2002 in Media and Marketing

Terror on the rails

With TERRORISM being the buzzword of the decade it would seem that the factional few who are out there to recruit new members are finding it harder than first thought.

Published 31 October 2002 in Paranoid Times

Campaign lures train

Be warned that the following is bad, real bad work.

Published 7 September 2002 in Paranoid Times

Millennium trains kidnapped

It has now been approximately one month since anyone has reported seeing one of the new Millennium trains. In July 2002 a corporation known as Cityrail unveiled a new line of trains that would take to the railway network in the metro state of New South Wales. Only a week after a flurry of media coverage it would seem now that the trains are missing, feared kidnapped.

Published 6 September 2002 in Paranoid Times