Flashed ad nauseam of blurred pixels of a near naked breast, the crowd dry wretch and spew spires of twisted morality. Passing severed limbs and coke filled noses through the FCC and through the half-time exposure of Super Bowl XXXVIII, the NFL scores reason to ease out of enduring another one of the ex-NSync members. "No one could be more disappointed than I that the NFL has cancelled my Halftime performance at the Pro Bowl this coming Sunday. I've told the NFL I understand the pressure that they are under since the Super Bowl," said JC Chasez in a release.
Taking note of Justin Timberlake's imaginative use of Janet Jackson's costume, Universal Pictures issued a press release noting Van Helsing's "imaginative use of fantasy characters such as Dracula, The Frankenstein Monster and The Wolf Man."
Humping the other questionable hind leg of decency rising from the flash, the press release also attempts to remind those of the other grind, "The 60-second advertisement for the film that ran during the Super Bowl was approved by the MPAA. While the spot contained images of fanged fantasy creatures, it did not feature any blood or gore, nor any depiction of realistic graphic violence."
Written on Thursday, 5 February 2004