Ethan Switch - Friday, 4 February 2005 - 09:18:43
Straddling a corpse primed to the teeth with death over the unliving skin, a young man was pulled over by his startled schoolmates on the way to their private Catholic school. Visibly upset, a blind dog sitting by the roadside where the course pelvic workout was taking place asked what manner of God would forbid such a thing. Talking through their slashed throats, the leader of group that had pulled the thrusting boy off the other, rebutted with a silent bow, palms clapsed like an Academy Awards audience member.
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Belvedere Jehosophat - Friday, 24 December 2004 - 14:25:56
Merlina, the angel, spoke to me and said, "You are confused and indecisive because you do not have enough information."
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Ethan Switch - Friday, 30 July 2004 - 07:30:54
Against the massive onslaught and commercial tide of twists and wraps, the order of Fervane Munitia has started a campaign to fight back. Ferdinand Tyrelli, high priest and high carb diet man, has started bombarding the menu of Fervane Munitia's sacrificial altar with a smorgasbord of bread, bagels and sizeable donuts from the pantry.
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Ethan Switch - Tuesday, 23 March 2004 - 09:11:32
Near a point of creaming, "I congratulate the Classification Review Board for its decision to review the controversial film Irreversible which has sickened members of the audience, resulting in walkouts from the theatre," said Reverend Fred Nile.
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Ethan Switch - Thursday, 26 February 2004 - 13:52:25
Hinted promises of old ladies dying from the shock of watching Mel Gibson's The Passion of The Christ are surely one of the best selling techniques for a movie stunt yet. Others may have to contend with people running out of the cinemas screaming their heads off as they stand vigil to any sort of climbing death toll in relation to the movie.
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Ethan Switch - Sunday, 18 January 2004 - 12:10:07
Massive was the dying Christmas tree outside the government building as reporters of the world ran with the story of the French looking to run out all non secular symbols from the State. One such item taken particularly of offense was that of the headscarf usually worn by Muslim women, the Hijaab. Taken aside and beaten publicly with other religious symbols such as two planks of wood fashioned in a perpendicular stance and Jewish men walking around with visible circumcisions it was warned that further entry into the schools would be extremely difficult.
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Ethan Switch - Friday, 5 December 2003 - 07:10:39
Out in the sticks of the states a radio commentator shakes the waves with the name of Paul Harvey. Harvey recently ran a view on his syndicated radio program that amazingly enough had one certain group listening with intent. That organisation, the Council of American-Islamic Relations believes that a slam has been made on Islam.
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Ethan Switch - Friday, 26 September 2003 - 08:55:42
Recycling trucks head off to make their contributions to the local landfill and arsonists are clearing the human debris by way of match-happy fingers and amidst all this chaos and nervousness yet another book has been published. Within the pages of this new book is the claim that God itself is the greatest discovery of modern science. The book? The Wonder of the World: A Journey From Modern Science to the Mind of God from the mind of Roy Abraham Varghese.
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Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 24 September 2003 - 13:23:07
Fear of retribution of a creator drives the spike that keeps the morals and ethics burning the motivations of those God fearing among us.
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