Ethan Switch - Thursday, 23 June 2005 - 07:10:54
Breaking out the hives and collecting thanks from all round, Deputy Prime Minister John Anderson flew his body upon the defection/rejection heap so currently circulating waters of scientifically watered blubber. Stepping down as the leader of the National Party, Anderson takes the leave the leadership and Federal Transport ministry under his own thrust, settling in for lengthy nap sessions on the backbench of Parliament.
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Ethan Switch - Thursday, 16 June 2005 - 08:49:49
Shocking a gaggle of ministers and cabinet members falling half-asleep in another round of empty beers during question time in Parliament, Prime Minister John Howard fell soft on revelations that hostage Douglas Wood's had been rescued from his Iraqi captors.
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Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 8 June 2005 - 09:47:14
Embassies are once again embracing the full swing of relevance on foreign soils in the current political casserole of the Australian state of mind. Those in particular in the beneficial afterglow of concurrency include the Chinese and Indonesian consulates.
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Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 1 June 2005 - 07:40:05
Usurping the moniker from pornographic film star, Linda Lovelace, former FBI official, W. Mark Felt, admitted in an interview with Vanity Fair that he was and is the infamously shadowy figure known as Deep Throat.
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Ethan Switch - Tuesday, 24 May 2005 - 10:07:44
Stamped across envelopes and all sorts of immigration papers, the words Return To Sender whistle in a most Elvis Presley like reverence toward postal items. Such is the current climate in Australian migrant policy as they see a trio of women step onto the soil that they may even have the audacity to call home.
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Belvedere Jehosophat - Friday, 20 May 2005 - 15:38:51
I think I saw myself when I was walking today.
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Ethan Switch - Thursday, 5 May 2005 - 07:57:00
Here it hits. Once every year, for the first twelve years of each doom filled century. On a date like this; a date like this.
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Ethan Switch - Monday, 7 March 2005 - 08:03:02
"Doom and gloom" fills the vernacular and vocabular diet of the seat fillers in Australia's parliament. The expected abuse and dead moose come at the expense of the trenches of fudge that flows between the eyes. Mechanics are left to wonder what price they will pay when the doors to their secret world is taken to with dynamites of paint sniffers and the aborted embryos of art students.
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Belvedere Jehosophat - Friday, 25 February 2005 - 14:11:33
{watching a siren flash by the side of the road; an ambulance perhaps, or maybe a fire truck}
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