Belvedere Jehosophat - Monday, 24 March 2003 - 05:52:16
The trouble with war (aside from the death, destruction and its inherent senselessness) is that there are always innocent parties who suffer needlessly.
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Jimmy Weasel - Saturday, 22 March 2003 - 14:36:09
Election Day, 2003. Political parties have been scraping together teams to distribute propaganda outside the voting shacks all over the state in an effort to destroy more trees than the next party. Compare the pain of a swarm to seven telemarketers all calling the same number one after the other; each talking louder and faster than the previous.
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Ethan Switch - Sunday, 16 March 2003 - 00:42:14
Lateral thinkers are being lured in the lead up to the NSW State Elections. In a broadcast advertisement, the Greens have all but eluded to the widely held belief that a vote for any other party than the two major stalwarts—Labor or Liberal—is a wasted vote.
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Ethan Switch - Friday, 14 March 2003 - 00:22:55
The paradox and fluctuation of the entity known as time is a most confusing behemoth to comprehend and understand at the best of times. After seeing the lines taken in it becomes nigh impossible.
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Ethan Switch - Monday, 10 March 2003 - 21:04:01
Vigilantes have been alerted to be on the lookout for a beaten up light brown/tan car. Make and model, possibly that of a Toyota Corolla, bearing a license plate ending in ---723. The car is reported to be that of a shady nature with the occupant within even more so. The driver is considered armed and possibly legless. Caution is advised when taking a bat to the driver's head.
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Jimmy Weasel - Thursday, 27 February 2003 - 23:22:05
Saturday, February 22: An Australian traveller was slightly injured, moderately annoyed and excessively sweaty after a collision between a tro-tro and a four wheel drive on the outskirts of Accra, Ghana.
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Ethan Switch - Tuesday, 25 February 2003 - 15:20:30
In the current climate—25°C, cloudy and with possible light showers—the need to reason a terrorism attack is of a bygone era. But there does still exist a hurdle for the potential of terrorist attacks. Namely the question of who to attack, when to attack and how to collect the compensatory hush money.
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Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 12 February 2003 - 21:16:39
A covert study has found that care should be taken when purchasing large amounts of postal mailing address. The same targeting method used to offer people high plateau credit cards and who are the least likely to be able to pay back the debt they incur.
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Ethan Switch - Monday, 27 January 2003 - 23:11:27
Queensland. Possibly named after transvestites fleeing from the South-Eastern states, proves a hard region to understand. While the rest of Australia may adjust the times of their clocks accordingly in accordance to the accordant daylight savings periods, it resists and shows no movement of its hands.
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