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This Hidden Expose

Belvedere Jehosophat - Tuesday, 9 March 2010 - 23:47:35

unfolds

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argumentum ad ignorantiam

Jimmy Weasel - Tuesday, 5 January 2010 - 17:27:19

More than death and taxes, the New Year brings with it the certainty of Ignorance. The flotilla of blindingly terrible actions by allsorts throughout the year will no doubt be repeated as tragic lessons appear not to be learned.

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Horse Latitudes

Belvedere Jehosophat - Thursday, 19 November 2009 - 22:51:39

Legs furiously pumping, read the poem. In mute nostril agony, too. And as the horses went over, what went little recognised was that they often died before they hit the water.

It wasn’t drowning that killed the horses but the conflagration in their chests; their hearts just exploded.

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Exposing the coppice espouses the conceit

Ethan Switch - Friday, 13 November 2009 - 23:25:46

Audibly, and well into the second hour of his philippic against the then young, but brash, treasurer of the second wing, one Linsel Marche paces east to west and back again. Much in the spirit and the heat of the debate — correction — along the flow of vitriol, the seething voice of Marche versus the incumbent and shadeless figure, otherwise known as Author Cahn, electrifies the room in a way that static charge stands dreadlocks.

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history, a love letter

Belvedere Jehosophat - Monday, 8 June 2009 - 00:10:14

When the Tsar commuted the sentence of Princess Eugenie M. Shakhovskaya, offering life in prison in place of the death penalty by firing squad, his benevolence and tendency towards mercy was celebrated across the whole of the Russian empire.

Of course, to his closest confidantes his reasons for offering clemency were less to do with a generosity of spirit than they were to do with matters of pure, crystalline pragmatism. (This idea of practicality, and this was often acknowledged — but only by those and to those close to the upper echelons of the ruling house of the aristocracy — was seen as somewhat more respectable than fanciful notions of mercy and the like.)

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Aporkalypse coughs up bacon lung, hammers pig meal eatin'

Ethan Switch - Friday, 15 May 2009 - 21:44:27

For the love of pork barreling piggy production, feasters of meat be a fickle, fear-worthy group. Thousands and hundreds strong mighty jaw line ready to shift the dinner plates from the other white meat on a scare. On WHO's advice anyway?

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we are survival machines

Belvedere Jehosophat - Tuesday, 26 February 2008 - 09:26:55

Passerine are the ones that sit and wait, and in sitting and waiting uncover the unkindness of ravens, the conspiracy of ravens — methodical, orderly, neat, calm, serene.

(versus.)

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horse storie

Belvedere Jehosophat - Tuesday, 4 December 2007 - 11:32:03

Down by Msario’s and next to the S_dney Sign Compa_y, right under the high-tension power lines, is where they found the body of the horse and its rider. Equidae and the damage done, "death a shock," quipped a headline.

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Hallucinate standing here, standing near

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 20 June 2007 - 02:06:08

Receding hare lines and the rabbits in suit take eggs from one end of the lot to the other, offering only as much as bearing the weight of dozens will allow. Cold is the air and in here, there is nothing close to warmth save for the slit opening the entrails to cover from head to toe. Warm is the death of another and that rules the way of the land, it is the way things work and the way things are.

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Down on the chamber pot, the percolating smells brew up quite the nasal fest. From the wafting fumes, the air solidifies partial sweaty rock and musty punk, a taste hinting at delicious pockets of after-aftertaste, and the not so floral punch of an undone music interview leaves the tongue wanting something else.
Where in Kentucky - Mammoth Cave National Park
Dark and neverending is the trail of a labyrinth below Edmonson County, Kentucky. Beyond the shallow graves and lime walls, Mammoth Cave is the literal long tail of cave systems. Alas, no minotaurs or woolly mammoths call the caverns home.

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