A telling of March 2004 by The Wax Conspiracy

World's Oldest Teenager up for Age Discrimination
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 3 March 2004 - 09:46:26
Moo Moo Num Num Yum Yum
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 3 March 2004 - 10:14:19
She Bangs, He Rocks, They Make Gravy
Ethan Switch - Friday, 5 March 2004 - 03:44:36
Floating Along a Downstream
Ethan Switch - Monday, 8 March 2004 - 09:22:32
Bulldogs Fans Celebrate with Pack Rapes
Ethan Switch - Sunday, 14 March 2004 - 13:38:45
Metric Martyr on the Move to Weighing Less
Ethan Switch - Monday, 15 March 2004 - 09:41:57
Rubbing Down with the Good Oil
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 17 March 2004 - 08:34:49
As Much As Can Be Sweated
Ethan Switch - Friday, 19 March 2004 - 05:14:40
War is Good for Offloading the Masses
Ethan Switch - Friday, 19 March 2004 - 06:10:38
Touch Me Judge, I Want Some Juice
Ethan Switch - Tuesday, 23 March 2004 - 08:42:13
Getting Down to the Slitty Gritty
Ethan Switch - Tuesday, 23 March 2004 - 09:11:32
Guinea Pigs Looming on the Horizon
Ethan Switch - Friday, 26 March 2004 - 05:11:56
'Irreversible' Stays Underneath
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 31 March 2004 - 06:03:27

 

Articles and all that more wordy stuff

Kitchen Antics - Chicken in Faux Ragoƻt
Ladder of flavour? A few rungs above bland. This can be constructed & delivered in less than 30 minutes, depending on your aptitude with a knife.
Lassitude abandons the Throwing Knives
Down on the chamber pot, the percolating smells brew up quite the nasal fest. From the wafting fumes, the air solidifies partial sweaty rock and musty punk, a taste hinting at delicious pockets of after-aftertaste, and the not so floral punch of an undone music interview leaves the tongue wanting something else.
Where in Kentucky - Mammoth Cave National Park
Dark and neverending is the trail of a labyrinth below Edmonson County, Kentucky. Beyond the shallow graves and lime walls, Mammoth Cave is the literal long tail of cave systems. Alas, no minotaurs or woolly mammoths call the caverns home.

Undone, unbound, the sounds aground, life's taking the train with a soundtrack of harmonic dissonance, of inner turmoils and evolutionary spotchecking.

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