The Wax Conspiracy

drunk in antarctica

Potassium bromide: white, crystalline, water soluble. Its molecular formula, KBr, is an onomatopoeic punch in the face. Usually used in the manufacture of photographic plates, it can, in a pinch – quite literally – be used as a sedative.

And if I did it, then it’s done, twitch the perineum come the realisation, walking crooked like that time down on Lombard, glass in hand, bottle of scotch and rocks at hand everywhere, chipped off the old block.

There is a light that never goes out when your heart is full of booze. It makes freezing to death paradoxically warm.

To what kind of maltheist scum can we attribute this con? The same kind that commands the silence in the cabin at the bottom of an ice-breaker, making it quiet enough for one to hear the frozen turds banging against the underside of the ship.

Sound carries, the realisation of which is almost consolation enough for a pair of eyes froze so bad they burst. Almost.

Belvedere Jehosophat

Written on Tuesday, 7 August 2012

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