ashtrays ashed into cigarettes

Belvedere Jehosophat - Tuesday, 16 August 2005 - 17:04:10 - print it raw

only the eyes are taken from glossy magazines. everything else - the ears, the smile, the teeth, the blank expression, etc - is taken from a mixture of different mediums - television, the judiciary, a disgusting work ethic, deceit, etc.

they trickle it down and we sup it all up.

and once the composite, now almost certainly less than the sum of its super glued parts, is complete, cross-matching and cross-typing against acceptable mirrors commences. if and only if the reflection that the new composite returns & the mirror that the new composite matches allows the right people to sleep well at night, the new composite is offered the world.

those cunts trickle it down and we sup it all up.

tell our gracious host to fuck himself, it's time for us to leave

 

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